AIMLESSLY UNBALANCED

The United States of America - with 3 Social Security checks , going to every immigrant , how can it be a wonder , that our SS system is dieing? What's going on , is this simple fact: Our government is using our SS money , to support other countries. These immigrants get those 3 checks every month and send some of it home.

The only people I've noticed , not really needing this money , BUTT , get it anyway , come from India and Iraq. These people are well off ass it is due to politics and oil , butt yet , because they have never worked in this country before , they automatically qualify for everything under the sun. The last family I saw , had 8 members. That's 24 checks a month going their way , despite the fact , they don't need it.

These new Americans get their first check within 90 days. When a disabled American applies , it typically takes 26 months , after legal litigation.

Welcome to America. The only country on Earth , that pays people to relocate here.

Don't worry folks , when our SS runs dry , they'll bail it out , just like Congress did their banking friends and of course , their good buddies at GM.

Vanderbilt University - I've stated in this blog , that Vanderbilt could give an education to every Tennessean , if they wanted to and Vanderbilt wouldn't feel it , in their pocket book. Here it is , in today's Tennessean. How 'bout that folks.

One small step at a time. Yeah , I know.

Franklin , Tennessee - last night it snowed again. While those Damn Yankees gave it their best , driving around in circles , to avoid those falling flakes (it gets their car dirty) , a young child took advantage of not being watched and made a "Snowman".

A snowball fight with the Snowman , accidentally took place inside the house. The loser won the prize of clean up. (bloody awful affair it was)

Yes , in the eyes of a child , this is a "Snowman" , just use your imagination

Franklin , Tennessee - the question on every Toyota owner's mind these days is , "Why has it taken them so long to have a recall?"

And , the answer is: Being a foreign company on American soil , Toyota does not have to abide with American law. The news media will not tell it's customers this simple fact. Since the 1980's , Toyota has needed various recalls , butt refused to do so. Not so much because of the costs involved , butt the added fact , it could sway potential buyers to go else where.

So , why is Toyota finally having a recall? Because the problems are now international news , meaning , the damage is done and it's past time for damage control.

Moving their production to America , gives companies like Toyota , direct access to their largest body of buyers. The added perks , to coming to America is this simple fact , American law does not apply while the American tax payer pays for everything. From buying the land , to building the production facility , to training new employees. The American tax payer covers everything. And "NO!" , the American tax payer does not get a discount , when buying a new TOYOTA.

Life in America. Aint it grand , to be so privileged , to be a tax payer?

Note: Since 1980 , Nissan has also needed various recalls , butt , it too enjoys the same benefits ass Toyota. To knock on wood , Nissan has been able to keep it's ass , out of the news.

The United States of America - yes people , it's time to pay up to "Uncle Sam" and give him your daily bread. Amazingly , taxes are about the same ass last year , butt , because of financial problems left behind , by President Bush , you should expect a healthy tax increase , for next year. Everyone putting in their Haiti relief donations into '09 will want to use them again for 2010 tax returns.

H&R Block is saying to expect a whopper of an increase. After all , spending Trillions of dollars , on military research , a globe trotting Air Force One , rebuilding other countries , AFRICOM , corruptional Congressional contracts and companies , researching the Bradly Fighting Vehicle , free health care for Congressional members and newly arrived immigrants , does run up a rather large bar tab.

Thank God , "The American" tax payer , doesn't mind.

Note: at this time , tax refunds are about 2 1/2 weeks away. However , H&R Block wants you to know , that for an exorbitant fee , they will gladly get your refund to you , in just 2 days. How can they do that , you ask? Simple , "They" , in co operation with "Uncle Sam" , are charging you an exorbitant fee , for your money , up front. Yep , it's "Your Money" and that's how America works.

Perhaps "We" , should thank God again.

P.S. - if you filed last year , "YES" , you get the $400 dollar$. If you file jointly and one spouse can not work , you still get the $800 dollar$.

Franklin , Tennessee - have you ever taken notice , at the number of Damn Yankees living here , these days? These people come from the frozen Arctic reaches of the far , far and away , up North. I mean , these folks come from those regions , most Southerners refuse to go , from the shear fear of snow and ice , 100's of feet deep.

Now , they live here , in the sunny South , where it only snows in a "Koon's Age". And when that one snow flake falls , they come out in forced numbers , driving like a covey of blind bats with broken radar. Hell , they can't even park a car on the street without getting into trouble.

Look at this. The mighty "Land Rover" The vehicle that tamed the world for National Geographic Expeditions , going places where no llama or even pack mule , can go. The vehicle that gave rise to the HUMMER. And yet , right here in The City of Franklin , it can not handle , the clean/clear , uncongested highways and byways of Franklin.

Hmmmm. Maybe that explains why no National Geographic Expedition , has ever made it this far into Tennessee.

Franklin , Tennessee - just what is it , that is so illegal about "The Bible"? When I was in school , we had prayer. If you did'nt want to pray , no one threatened you with an inquisition. Those people prayed and shared their morning food with each other (only with each other) while those who did'nt want to pray , did'nt eat.
Now , after reading this , it's not how illegal it is , to have The Bible in school , it's about everyone being afraid of being proselytized.

Ohhhh , plplplpleeeease.

Was it the Fear Factor of being proselytized , the real reason for kicking The Ten Commandments out of the court houses? Or is it the simple fact , those people running the court house are themselves , involved in shady businesses.

Those are the people who are afraid of being proselytized and in the process of seeing the light , they are afraid of having to give back , all that they've illicitly made. Think about it. These people are more concerned about their wheeling , dealings and retirement funds (just ask any traffic court judge) , than about their souls. And they just pass their dysfunctional , two faced asses on to "The People" , just because they can.

You know what's really sad about all that pathetic greed? Ya can't take it with you when you die. When you're at the end of your "Green Mile" , you're at , "The End". That's right people , "The End" , ass in , "That's All Folks" , and that's when you die. Period.

Hmmmm. Maybe , just maybe - The Holy QUR' AN should be in our schools. Well , why not? After all , you don't hear anyone 'bitchin 'bout that. Think about it. When was the last time , our law makers complained about having The QUR' AN in our schools? When was the last time , someone feared of being proselytized by The QUR' AN? I mean really. Our law makers want US to know , how they are so profoundly religious and "Christian like" in nature , while they stir their Shit in our faces over having The BIBLE in school.

Franklin , Tennessee - it's been a whole year , with Franklin having a new City Administrator and now it's report card time. Kat caught , "the new guy" with nothing better to do with himself and sat down to talk about his new home town.

Kat: Thank you for seeing Mr. Stuckey
Stuckey: Damn girl , you've got the prettiest eyes. Um , er , I'm glad to see you too , Ms. Kat. What can I do for you?
Kat: What's the biggest , most enjoyable "thing" , that you've found , about running this city?
Stuckey: Well Kat , I've never thought it would be this much fun running a police department. That "jackie" guy sure does need a lot of help and I'm just glad to be here to assist him with his problem child.
Kat: Weren't you already doing that sort of thing where you come from?
Stuckey: Oh no , no , of course not. Where I come from , the police Chief , ran his own department his own way. He was a very competent operator. No , where I come from , the city administrator did'nt cross over any lines or step on any toes. There was just no need for it.
Kat: I see. Soooooo , what's been your biggest obstacle to date?
Stuckey: Getting you to go out with me , heh , heh , heh , er , ah , that's a joke girl , OKay? Ummm , (cough cough) ass you may already know , Jay Johnson left some rather large holes in need of filling in and after a whole year , I'm still finding those things lying around.
Kat: Large holes?
Stuckey: Yeah , you know , all those Damn 'Hoes with holes. I tripped over one yesterday , ass she lay on my office floor.
Kat: Yeah I do know 'bout those ho's. Anything else?
Stuckey: Well , now that you've asked , it's amazing at the amount of money flowing into my office these days. I'm still trying to figure out where it's all coming from. You know , this developer , that developer. This guy , that guy and I don't have a clue , what any of it's for. So , I'm having to spend a lot of my time counting it proper and investigate what it's for. A town being of this size , I don't want to be short changed on my share , which I'm sure you can understand , can't you? I mean , I guess Jay Johnson took the books with him ass I can't find them , I guess is what I should say.
Kat: Have you tried asking the police Chief for those books?
Stuckey: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! Oooooooh , the bloody Hell of it all!

If you missed out on the latest Devil's Net , they were arguing over what to argue about. I'm beginning to think these guys are nothing more , than bored politicians , looking for a "vent".

Somewhere in the 13 Colonies - the new and improved scifi channel has come up with another show , to prequel Galactica. While the originally rehashed Galactica was a great show , I find CAPRICA is just another Frankenstein , born all over again.

By now , if you can't figure out where this show is going , I'll tell you , the destruction of the 13 colonies was the idea of a Cylon on PMS , having with no way out of her circuit boards.

Yep , "IT'S alive , ALIVE I TELL YOU. IT'S ALIIIVE , HA HA HA , ALIVE , HA HA HA HA HA ! ! Oh SHIT ! ! ! "




Oh Damn it all to Hell! It's dieing again. Now I've gotta start downloading that Bitch all over again and without reassurance of getting any assistance from an erection ship. Damn ! I swear by the Lords of Cobol , the death of these 13 Colonies , is going to be the death of me yet ! Or my family name aint Fracking , Fucking "Adama".

If you missed out on The Devil's Net last time , the discussions were : Franklin Police , Franklin Police and Franklin Police.

Typically , I don't use that kind of language and I'm not going to share it with you today , either. Just the same , it "WAS" , rather entertaining.

Did anyone catch the discussion on Conan the other night? I was laughing so hard , I couldn't sit right all night (and still can't today)

Franklin , Tennessee - Have you wondered , what the average person thinks or feels , or even what they have , to speak their minds about , concerning Franklin?

Keep this in mind: There are 2 different kinds of people , living in Franklin , right now. One kind has lived here , most of their lives. The second kind has lived here from 1 to 10 years , or less. Now , amongst this pile of folks , look into them deep enough and you will find those who know , what Franklin really is , regardless of how long , they have lived here.

While reading my cup of Koolaid this morning, I saw these words , and in good , proper , Franklin Police styled fashion , and using acceptable police procedures (of course) , I stole it :

""Good Post, Damn good post; everything you wrote is exact and I, along with a lot of others will have to agree with you. Hope the jerks in city hall will read it and then wake the hell up. They are asleep at the switch and the train is coming thru with a full head of steam.
I was talking to an old time Franklin resident this past Sunday. This person informed me that the corruption in Franklin Politics, as well as the entire county goes way, way, way back. It is a part of the way of life in Franklin. This individual, who has lived here all their life, told me it is worse now and with the last mayor's rein, than it ever has been in the past and their family is thinking about pulling up stakes and getting the hell out of this one horse town , known ass Franklin , Tennessee.""

You would be amazed how many Franklinites are already , quietly making these kind of comments right now , while going thru their every day , daily routine- whether they are on their iPhone while taking care of business in the bathroom , or doing the iPhone at Wally-Mart , or at The Post Office , at the food store before it snows , or even ass you read this , someone is making remarks at the Court House and even at the Carter House , while toking behind the Five Points Drug Store , sharing a few remarks over a "growler" , or even at the downtown theater , or while pretending to know how to read at the library and even while toking at the downtown garage "store" (this is a very convenient location for the police department) , outside the Trolley garage and even while riding the trolley , while toking amongst those over sized Greek Columns at the new Police "HEAD"quarters building , or just rolling a new one at the archives building or , on Twitter , Facebook and even over at Baskin Robbins (what is it about toke and ice cream anyway) and yes , Franklinites are even toking and talking while hiding and whispering , these very remarks behind those lavish and lasciviously expensive , Downtown Greek Columns @ The Downtown Center For Franklin Downtown Justice System. AND , Dammit all to Hell , even Tim Taylor crawled his ass out of retirement , just so he can fuss about Franklin politics ass usual ass he continues trying to get another recount of our past Sheriff's election

Lately , many of the Franklin Police Department's officers , have recently been seen , talking to their departmental psychologist , (who does'nt know what a toke is) concerning their marijuana assisted , marianoia w/paranoia problems commonly associated with thinking while toking , about those contemptible "Little People" , who continue talking badly about them , even behind their backs , butt , the truth is , they are really just talking about City Hall , (and not necessarily just only them).

Typically , Franklinites have only "ONE" big problem - they just don't have the money , to make the exodus of their dreams , come true right now.

AND , I'm very confident , city hall does'nt even give a Shit what any of the "Little People" think. Therefore , they don't have a reason to even "wake up". Besides , why should city hall change the way , they've been doing business? "We The (little) People" refuse to use "OUR CONSTITUTION" and therefore , if you don't like it , LEAVE IT ! ! ! ! ! So , since you are staying any way , put up or shut up , your hole.