AIMLESSLY UNBALANCED

This morning , the Vice President's shotgun reportedly went off accidentaly , in the Oval Office , killing Geico's Gecko.
Vice Prseident Cheney explained that he had tripped over his own foot while shooting pidgeons in the Oval Office causing his gun to accidentally go off. The gun barrel was pointed down while he was reloading.
Also , continued Cheney , " For the records , I only had one beer before lunch , one beer for lunch , and ONLY one beer after lunch. "
Meanwhile the Secret Service mysteriously put a stop to all investigations including the autopsy. When the Vice President was asked why , he replied , " With both barrels going off at the same time , and with that amount of birdshot , the only thing leaft was a big hole in the floor and the remains of the tail , which was still wiggling at the time. "
Ass the news media was leaving , Cheney was overheard to say , " Save the tail , I'll use it for fish bait. "
BVD Blue News was also on the scene and asked President Bush about the incident. " I don't know anything about it. I was having coffee with the UAE in the Oval Office at the time. "
Geico's Gecko reportedly was in the White House selling auto insurance.
Later , while standing in the White House backyard , the Vice President remarked off the record , " The President does'nt drive....... , PULL ! "