Thursday, March 02, 2006
DONALD TRUMP ON THE WALL AT RAND
Real estate mogul Donald Trump came to Vanderbilt last Monday to do interviews for his upcoming sixth season of THE APPRENTICE while pitching his fifth season. Mr. Trump almost choked on his tie when he learned Vanderbilt costs were over $45,000$ a year for the undergrad programs.
" That's anally insane to pay that much money for a few test files. " , stated Mr.trump , " Butt , I admire Vanderbilt's gall." he continued while smiling.
Everyone was embarassingly devastated when Donald Trump suddenly stood up and addressed the crowd saying " I need people who have common sense and a nose for making money , anyone who would pay $45,000$ for a few test files obviously does'nt need a job or a career. YOU ARE ALL FIRED !"
Meanwhile , several Vanderbilt doctors were seen at Trump's helicopter standing around in a mental state of confusion while holding their golf bags. It seems they thought this was the LifeFlight helicopter which was to take them to Montgomery Bell for their afternoon golf game. Already on board , were Governor Bredeson and Trauma Doc Morris who refused to unlock the doors.
