Saturday, March 11, 2006

 

FRANKLIN POLICE on DUI

Do you like to drink and drive ? Are you worried about getting caught and arrested ?
Well , worry no more. Now there's Franklin Police , who give " Courtesies " to those suspected of being drunk while under the influence.
Yep , you read correctly. Franklin , Tennessee is THE PLACE to drink and drive while having no worries about being caught and arrested.
BVD : Hey Jerry , what in the hell are you talking about ?
Jerry : Franklin Police gave a courtesy to a guy , who did 4,700 $ damage to a vehicle , not his own , while drinking and taking anesthesia drugs. He was so drunk , his breath was a fire hazard.
BVD : This is a put on , right ?
Jerry : Nope , when asked why this guy was not arrested , Commander Barnes stated " There were no charges brought ass a courtesy ."
BVD : OK , Jerry , what does this mean ?
Jerry : Simple. Laws in this country are made for everyone , not for someone. Franklin is still a part of the United States. Armed with this information , anyone going to court on DUI charges needs to tell the judge they respectfully request a courtesy and that all charges be dropped including any fees. A lawyer not required. It's that simple. Should the judge ask for verification , have them call Commander Barnes.
Franklin Police , 373 - 1295 or 794 - 2513
Hey , why should YOU have to pay for drunkiness , when others don't ?
You tell the law you have the right to be given a courtesy , just like the next person. That's fair and equal treatment. Would'nt you agree ?
Can you imagine what all the DUI defense attorneys will do when they learn of this ? Their bread and butter will be no more.
Can you imagine all the money you'll save ? Not to mention your driver license.
Note : The Williamson County Review Appeal can not report this. 794 - 2555
Another note : Tim Taylor , Night Shift Supervisor , was not available for comment , having been promoted to unemployed.

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