Wednesday, March 08, 2006
MARY MORRIS FREED
Last night Chairman Thackston had his friend Mary Morris released from jail and her record expunged of any wrong doing.
When asked to explain , Thackston replied , " MJ has a disease called tenure , so , she can do ass she pleases. " Thackston had nothing more to add , ass he escorted MJ to his car.
Mary Morris had been apprehended for stealing paper clips from the School of Engineering's office.
An investagation into Mary " MJ " Morris' activities found she had a huge pile of stolen Vanderbilt property at her house , and with Vanderbilt inventory tags still on most of the equipment. In addition , " MJ " had a lucrative EBAY buisness and also , was selling thru the local auction companies.
Pictured , the police released videotape of " MJ " robbing the Vanderbilt Quicki Mart at The Village. There will be no charges filed on this and similar occurances.
