Thursday, March 02, 2006
NIXON IS NEW CHAIRMAN
Vanderbilt put out the welcome matt for Suicide Girls Ms. Nixon yesterday. She will be the new chair for the anatomy department located in the basements basement under the old gym.
Ms. Nixon brings with her a broad knowledge and experience of the male anatomy.
" There is'nt any part of the male species I have'nt cut off or bit off " smiled Ms. Nixon and she said " I've pierced every inch of the male's physical body. Regardless of whether they liked it or wanted it. "
BVD over heard Ms. Nixon saying " So many young men and only one me. " while she toured the Vanderbilt campus last Friday night and looking forward to her own kind of rituals with Rites of Spring.
