Wednesday, March 01, 2006
STAPLES MAKES LEARNING EASY
New for the spring semester is the Staples EASY button now being used in the language department. For years , students have been trying to learn Chinese with great difficulty. Professor Bing Ming proudly introduced the students to the EASY button today with the local news media present. " We no longer need flash cards , models , CPU's , PC's , grad student teachers who can't speak english , or even interpreters." smiled Ming." One push on this button and your learning Chinese. "
Vanderbilt voiced concern about losing millions in various grants and funding from different charities which have kept the language department going during difficult times while keeping the Chanceller in a new car every year.
Gee was over heard saying , " I don't know what I'll do now , . . . wait , . . . I got it...! "
