Tuesday, March 07, 2006
VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY THIEF CAUGHT
This morning , at Vanderbilt University , it was announced that Mary Mean Morris , Vanderilt Envirnmental Engineering Department , was apprehended for stealing paper clips from the Civil Engineering Department.
For years , Mary Mean was suspect for the dissapearance of department monies and equipment.
Chairman Thackston would always protect her by saying , " Mary Mean has tenure , which MEANS you can't fire her. "
Thackston was well known for fondling " MJ " in public.
