Sunday, May 07, 2006
Professor Speece , Vanderbilt University
Vanderbilt - BVD got to interview Jerry at the RAND Wall
BVD : Laughing
Jerry : Also laughing , anyway , Professor Speece was known for being full of himself. Well , one day , he was sooo full of his own Speecial effluence , the stuff went critical and exploded. Man , there was Speecial Speece Stuff everywhere. Vanderbilt Plant Ops had to call in Speecial HAZMAT people wearing Speecial moon suits , to get near that Speecial Speece Stuff. Anyway , due to the traumatic trauma which traumatised Speece's Speecial anatomy , Vanderbilt ER found most of his Speecial Stuff brain was Espeecially gone , and he had suffered an Espeecially traumatic Speecial sex change.
After running out of the hospital screaming , Speece started wearing red with Espeecially spiked high heels. He would then go into Chairman Thackston's office and slam dunk him onto the floor.
Professor MaHeHaHa , would be seen in the office area every time Speece went in to whip the Chairman. It seems MaHeHaHa felt sorry for Thackston , and was studying how to install the now famous Reset Button. Finally , MaHeHaHa gave it up , realizing , how much Thackston's life had changed for the better , for the Engineering School
