Wednesday, May 03, 2006
Robin gets Vanderbilt University Pentagon Grant


Today , BVD learned that CNN's Robin Meade has recieved a multi million dollar research grant to make world maps more understandable. BVD went to Atlanta to interview Robin
BVD : Congratulations on your research grant
Robin : Is'nt that soooo cooool !
BVD : Yes it is , what exactly will you be doing ?
Robin : CNN did a co operative study with the Pentagon , using Army recruits , and discovered , 99% could not find Iraq on the world map. Soo , side stepping the president's idea of just sending them all over there , ( that way , they would know where it is ) , I looked over the data and simply put the word Iraq where the country ought to be and Whula , I got the research grant.
BVD : Why did Vanderbilt join up with you ? They have their own Civil Engineers who do map stuff
Robin : Yes , that's true , however , have you tried to read one of their maps ?