Friday, June 16, 2006
New National Treasure Park


Washington - BVD News , President Bush holds a press conference about the new national park in Hawaii
BVD : Mr. President , your record in office shows you to be anti envirnmental , why have you established this new national park
Bush : Simple question , and simple to answer for several reasons. I'm working to improve my popularity ratings , I've now gained points with envirnmental groups ass this will protect endangered animals , their vote will be important in the next presidential election , and the best reason of all , there's no oil there.
BVD : Butt Sir , that place is a garbage dump.
Bush : Yeah , I know , that stuff will also be protected , so what's your point ?