Friday, September 01, 2006
YOU 'RE FIRED ! !
New York - Donald Trump has fired his right hand woman Carolyn for conductiong buisness that was'nt in line with Trump Enterprises. She was getting paid 25,000 dollars for speaking , she was giving endorsements , and promoting her book. Trump simply stated, " She's a cunning little bitch , who became a Prima Donna feeding off his Apprentise show. "
Carolyn protested saying, " Butt Vanderbilt professors can do these things. "
The Donald replied , " Vanderbilt ? What's Vanderbilt got to do with this ? They are'nt even big enough to be a planet. Besides , Those people are too busy keeping their head above the money level to keep from drowning. Which test files did you get these ideas from anyway ? Well hell , it does'nt matter. YOU'RE FIRED ! "
Carolyn : I'll be back. You'll see. And when I do , you'll want me back. You'll be on your knees begging me to come back.
Trump : Oh Please , get out before I have security kick you out.
Carolyn : See ? You never could do things for yourself. You've always had someone else to do your work for you.
Trump : Security , get her out of here before I fire you too
