Friday, August 26, 2011
Yes , Springfield , The Simpsons have finaly made a movie. The uproar is that Bart will do the full frontal. Parents lead the protest in Bart showing his parts. I guess after all those diapers , they don't want to see another child's butt parts. Just the same , Bart is a cartoon figure.
BVD got word that Franklin's Jay Johnson got excited at seeing young Bart's parts. Eew !
Meanwhile , ass people get upset with a cartoon figure doing the frontal , at Vanderbilt University , no one got mad ass Professor Bowers did his frontal with the co-eds.
Thursday, August 25, 2011
PROFESSOR BOWERS EXPLODES on LETTERMAN
Vanderbilt's Civil Engineering professor Bowers had an explosive accident during his interview with David Letterman on CBS last night.
Bowers told BVD News , " I don't understand what happened. David was talking to me , when I was distracted by a young lady in the audience. The next thing I knew , the monster exploded. "
BVD was standing behind a plexi glass shield during the interview.
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
PROFESSOR BOWERS POPULAR BOOTH
This years most visited activity booth at Rites of Spring was guessing Professor Bowers' IQ. Most students were guessing in the upper 800s when it was disclosed that Bowers was not a doctor. Although he does have a PHD , he is not a medical doctor.
Armed with this information , students started guessing around 70 and were consistantly winning. In less than an hour , all prizes had been given away.
And , yes , PHD stands for " Piled High and Deep. "
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
Monday, August 22, 2011
THACKSTON vs. BOWERS
Vanderbilt University-BVD News It was a word game of he said she said that got the cronies of Thackston and Bowers on the ice.
Bowers was trying to explain the birds and the bees to Thackston in a way ass to get him to understand.
Things heated up and the fight was on.
When time was running out on the ice , it looked like Bowers team was going to win. One of Thackston's cronies had a word with Vice President Cheney who confided that thru illegal wire taps , he learned Bowers was'nt wearing a groin protection. Upon learning this , Thackston took Bowers out of the game. This action happened so quickly , the refs did'nt see it.
Ass Bowers was removed from the ice , he hollered at Thackston , " I still know more about co-ed pussy than you !"