Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Greenhouse Effects Wins
Monday, July 26, 2010
Those Foreign Students
Nashville , Tennessee - THE TENNESSEAN wrote an article about foreign students , BUTT , left out some interesting information.
Yes , it is true , foreign student tuition costs is usually 3 times higher , butt , the American taxpayer covers it just the same , not the "foreign" student.
Did you know: along with free college paid tuition , foreign students also automatically qualify for food stamps , social security checks and free medical services.
Did you also know , your Federal Government has a program in place , that encourages universities to hire foreign professors (instead of American professors) into tenure track positions? In return , your government (using your tax dollar$) pays the first 3 years of their employment package plus benefits plus research money and relocating expenses.
Having foreign professors gives foreign students a more "at home" feeling in school.
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Franklinite Makes Top 100 Ugly List
Franklin , Tennessee - BVD News - Franklin's favorite Franklinite , Annie , knows Butt Ugly is in. At least that’s what a cattle call of characters with good personalities hoped for yesterday when they turned out to audition for the Ugly Tennessean Award.
A modeling agency claiming to embrace “real people” later remarked the agency is always hunting for "Butt-like" minded people with "Butt-like" faces and not just necessarily the beautiful ones.
Annie gained notoriety for being able to take on the whole Franklin Police Department while using only one condom.
Sgt. Warner was unable to refutiate the remark.
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Nashville Ape Makes Refutiate -ing Statement
Sgt. Warner was asked about this , butt people were saying he was too busy piddling in his pants while looking at Marshmello's picture
Now , let's see THE TENNESSEAN refutiate this
Monday, July 19, 2010
Franklin's Future Is NOW
Franklin , Tennessee - you have to be a real Franklinite to appreciate having one of these.
"Franklin Gets Greener Everyday"
It was this catchy slogan that got "The City of Franklin" on the CNN top 100 Best Cities list
Saturday, July 17, 2010
PTSD Changes Made
Upon calling 615 327 4751 , the Shit started right off. I was asked questions that I tried to answer BUTT , there are some classified things I can not talk about. Because of this , I'm turned down again for PTSD. That woman was a complete Jerk and a Smart Ass. Yes sirree , the last thing on her mind was anything BUTT , being helpful
Classified information is classified information , correct? So why is it , I have to give away our country's secrets , to be eligible for VA benefits?
It doesn't make sense to me. And yes , employers still refuse to hire Viet Nam veterans just because they can. When Franklin Police learn you are a Viet Nam vet , they start Fucking you right off the edge of their bat. And they enjoy laughing about it.
So , there you go people. The latest garbage from our government. Enjoy.
Note: I've already been asked about what took place , here goes - during a phone conversation , this lady asked me about specific locations of nuclear weapons and I refused to answer. She told me I would talk about it or I would be denied my claim again. OK. Fine. I'm denied again.
Monday, July 12, 2010
Thackston Speaks Out For Franklin's Vandals
Franklin , Tennessee - BVD got Chairman Thackston view on the vandal incident , at Franklin's Downtown Legal District.
BVD: Just what are you saying about these vandals? What they did was both stupid and stupid
Thackston: Look , these young boys are just simple college kids at heart. Myself , having spent most of my life at Vanderbilt , I know what it is , to be young , dumb and full of cum. Robert Herron and Tripp Weir were just acting like the teenagers they are is all.
BVD: I would think you would say something different about this incident
Thackston: Weeeeell nooooooowwww , look it here , when you have been around spoiled and rich , Vanderbilt kids ass long ass I have , you become dysfunctional and
Monday, July 05, 2010
Versus Dead At Last
Versus Magazine (1968 - 2010)
Versus Magazine passed today, its young life stolen by the Vanderbilt Student Communications board. An embodiment of college culture, the rag lived hard, regularly indulging in music, fashion and entertainment. Many will remember Versus as a social climber, often seen canoodling with prominent musicians, acclaimed directors, and other artistic luminaries, always in an effort to be "picked-up." Few will disagree, Versus had plenty of issues. However, close acquaintances knew the magazine as a champion of camaraderie, a bastion of amusement—ever-clever and endearing, if not well-read. Its publication untimely discontinued, such a fate merely supports the axiom that only the good die young. Dean, Monroe, Lennon... Versus.
A friend to many, umbrella to some, Versus will be remembered Wednesday evening at the West End Avenue Chili's Grille & (more importantly) Bar. The service may or may not be worth a damn.