Come one , come all , come everyone , to the only City of Franklin in Tennessee - BVD Tour Guide Blogger Update , after a hundred years or so , give or take a few , people are like tourists and have become somewhat bored with Franklin's fake Civil War bloodbath parks and tour system. Sooooo , after million$ of taxing dollar debate$ later , here are the new , top 10 best excuses/reasons for checking out the new scenery and sightseeing/visiting tours of Historic Franklin :

1 - Greek columns are taller at Centennial High than Franklin High
2 - Greek columns are taller at the top and wider at the bottom , at The Franklin Police Department Center than The ( other ) Franklin Justice Center
3 - Greek columns give Franklinites an envious symbol of recognition and should not be confused with envious Brentwoodians
4 - Greek columns are scene symbolically on The Trolleys
5 - Greek columns are scene symbolically officially only on official Franklin police cars
6 - Greek columns give Brentwoodians an officially really good reason to be jealous of Franklinites ( HEY , they can't touch these , they are ours : )
7 - Greek columns put The only City of Franklin on The Tennessean Column Map
8 - Greek columns now come in 10 official kid style paper cut out toys at Steak and Shake ( so get on over and be the first to collect all 10 of them , official Franklin Trolley Tours Welcome )
9 - Greek columns are the official safe sites used only by the wealthy ( because they are the only people in Franklin with enough wealth to build them and fill them with wealth. Remember to have your camera ready ass you never know who you will see visiting their monetary safe column )
10 - Remember , only official Greek columns ( with the official Franklin blue label ) can officially represent Downtown Historic Franklin and not The Historic Downtown Franklin. ( these are easily confused )
11 - aaaaaaaaaaaaand coming soon to a soccer field near you ,

Note : it's pronounced column , not colon

Come one , come all , come everyone , to the only City of Franklin in Tennessee - BVD Tour Guide Blogger Update , after a hundred years or so , give or take a few , people are like tourists and have become somewhat bored with Franklin's fake Civil War bloodbath parks and tour system. Sooooo , after million$ of taxing dollar debate$ later , here are the new , top 10 best excuses/reasons for checking out the new scenery and sightseeing/visiting tours of Historic Franklin :

1 - Greek columns are taller at Centennial High than Franklin High
2 - Greek columns are taller at the top and wider at the bottom , at The Franklin Police Department Center than The ( other ) Franklin Justice Center
3 - Greek columns give Franklinites an envious symbol of recognition and should not be confused with envious Brentwoodians
4 - Greek columns are scene symbolically on The Trolleys
5 - Greek columns are scene symbolically officially only on official Franklin police cars
6 - Greek columns give Brentwoodians an officially really good reason to be jealous of Franklinites ( HEY , they can't touch these , they are ours : )
7 - Greek columns put The only City of Franklin on The Tennessean Column Map
8 - Greek columns now come in 10 official kid style paper cut out toys at Steak and Shake ( so get on over and be the first to collect all 10 of them , official Franklin Trolley Tours Welcome )
9 - Greek columns are the official safe sites used only by the wealthy ( because they are the only people in Franklin with enough wealth to build them and fill them with wealth. Remember to have your camera ready ass you never know who you will see visiting their monetary safe column )
10 - Remember , only official Greek columns ( with the official Franklin blue label ) can officially represent Downtown Historic Franklin and not The Historic Downtown Franklin. ( these are easily confused )
11 - aaaaaaaaaaaaand coming soon to a soccer field near you ,

Note : it's pronounced column , not colon

Vanderbilt University - the bad 'n sad news went out across the campus about how poorly Vanderbilt lost in this year's ASCE competition.
Meanwhile , needing people to work on next year's ASCE conference for this year , Professor Bowers passed out the assignments which caused some rather unusually severe student reactions.

Vanderbilt University - BVD News , the word is out , that former Vanderbilt University Chancellor Gee has been recruited to scout for Vanderbilt's Football team. BVD caught up with Gee at the baseball stadium
BVD : How's the recruiting coming along
Gee : Not to good , I'm digging in the 3rd barrel right now
BVD : Why are you scouting for football players in a baseball game
Gee : Like I said , I'm digging in my 3rd barrel. I've gotta find somebody and fast if we are to have a winning season next year
BVD : He don't look like much to me
Gee : What would you expect to find in the 3rd barrel
BVD : Have you thought about changing your strategy
Gee : What do you mean
BVD : Bring back Woody ball , none of the teams would expect it
Gee : ( light bulb )
BVD : I see that look in your eyes. I reeeally don't think the EASY button will work for your football team
Gee: Hmm? What are trying to tell me here? Has STAPLES gone out of business again?
BVD: ? ! ?