Tuesday, October 12, 2010
EMINEM does VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY
Vanderbilt University - BVD News - Today at a special news conference , EMINEM showed off his sex change surgery. When asked why he did it , EMINEM stated " Aw , you like , know how it is. The others are wearing diamonds from their tonsels , tattooes on their dicks , diamonds in their naval , diamonds in their arm pits , or putting 12" clocks on their shoes , I wanted to be different ." The HUSTLER asked about the costs and body parts procurement , EMINEM remarked that information was protected by patient confidentiality.
Meanwhile , Chairman Thackston , who has nothing to do with confidentiality , was talking on the side with HUSTLER and said " the costs were covered by Vanderbilt's student lab fees. "
Ass the conference was ending , someone stated how large the vagina mons were , suddenly , Professor Art , from the anatomy department ( and surgical consultant for this operation ) exclaimed , "OH MY GOD , IT'S ON BACKWARDS"
