Wednesday, February 22, 2006
Mr. President....A Question Please
JERRY : I understand you were unaware of the security agreement with the AUE. At the same time , were you unaware of the NSA's Domestic Spying Program of Spying on Americans ?
PRESIDENT BUSH : I can assure you that I'm a strategic thinker , you see , I have a plan.
JERRY : I see , Mr. President , I was noticing you have a dark spot on the left side of your neck and lower face , are you OK ?
PRESIDENT BUSH : HM ? ( rubs his face ) Oh , this , well , accidents happen , I'll put on some more Covergirl " Birdshot Con Sealer " heh heh.
JERRY : May I ask how " this " happened ?
PRESIDENT BUSH : Aaaw , somehow some pidgeons got loose and aimlessly wandered around the Oval Office , you know how the Vice President is. He keeps a regular practice schedule you see , butt hey , I'm also a strategic planner , did I mention that fact to you ?
JERRY : Is this why Osama Bin Lada is camped out in your basement ?
PRESIDENT BUSH : I was not aware of that. My strategic plan is to be kept unawares about anything important.
JERRY : Thank you Mr. President
