Tuesday, January 04, 2011
NEW EAR , NOSE , THROAT , PROCEDURE DEVELOPED at VANDERBILT
Vanderbilt University Medical Center - BVD First in News instead of The Hustler - Today , Vanderbilt announced a new procedure for examining people's ears , noses , throats and other areas of patient complaints.
For the past 10 years , people have complained about the ever increasing costs of health insurance which has been medically linked to an increase of patient complaints. Ass a way to examine the patient complaint further and deeper , Vanderbilt's very owned med students have developed several new invasive procedures guaranteed to get to the root of the complaining problem.
Pictured is first year med student " 12 Fingers " Smitty , from North Carolina. While probing a rich and famous celebrity cadaver in Vanderbilt 's Medical School , Smitty fingered and probed an undisclosed orifice and pulled out a money bag containing one million dollars. Professor Art quickly took credit for the find and for the development of the new examination procedures.
Smitty explained to the Hustler that these new E N T procedures are not covered under the provisional and conventional HMO's currently provided for Vanderbilt employee health care.
