Thursday, February 23, 2006
NEW in NEW YORK
Are you tired of wimpy , leaky plastic ? Well be tired no more. Now there's NEW YORK CITY CONDOMS. Their new recycled composites design gives them the ability to resist the most abrassive , dangerous and high heat envirnments. The NYPD uses these for handcuffs. Even NEW YORK's underground Bondage scenes uses these for all types of situations , contraptions , whippings , beatings and holding power. AND , Rednecks no longer have to depend on handmade duct tape wrap arounds. Professionaly endorsed by the man himself. " Not even a lit cigar will burn thru these."
