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Vanderbilt University - BVD News - Leave it to Chairman Thackston , Vanderbilt School of Engineering , to find a way to deal with female problems.
Over the years , Thackston has had many problems with women , from incompetence to being intimately impotent , giving Thackston the impossible ability to satisfy. Finally , with the assistance of Professor MaHeHaHa , help for Thackston and the Vanderbilt community ass a whole , has been found.
After years of having Betty LaDay boss Thackston around in his own Damn office , MaHeHaHa came to the rescue with new and improved biometric research findings. Thackston and MaHeHaHa , together , spent a lot of next years departmental money to research and find a solution to help women like Betty , get over their problems of pushing Thackston around.

"When my wife , she get out of hand , I push the reset and she takes off her clothes and starts belly dancing " said Professor MaHeHaHa , " This is so wonderful for me. " He continued ass Thackston looked on , unsure about what he was seeing.
There are rumors Thackston and MaHeHaHa will share in a Humanitarian Award from Vanderbilt Med School and perhaps get another research grant from the new and improved , Vanderbilt Chancellor's Office and of course , from the smiling Chancellor Zeppos himself.