AIMLESSLY UNBALANCED

Sororities all across the Vanderbilt campus lowered their members to half mast upon hearing the news that Bluela , the " BLUE WOMAN " had passed away.
Over the past years , the BLUE MEN had tried to co-populate with her , butt failed to get their blue member to penetrate the blue barrier to get to the blue world. Thus , no more blue people were born , ending the blue people period and ending Blue Cross which had no more customers.
Blue Cross is on record they will sue TennCare for cutting them out of political circles which they claim lead to the demise of the blue people population. While Tennesse's politicians fly private charter to Wisconsin for all their hospital needs , including emergency care ( at the cost of Tennessee taxpayers ) , the Blue People had to go to Metro General , who does not accept Blue People with Blue Cross under TennCare Blue provisions according to Governor Bredesen's HMO blue people provisional policies.
Services will be held at Vanderbilt's Langford building , where Thaxton's son resides. It has been rumored that they had a blowing blue relationship.
Bluela was well known on sorority row during the party season. Everywhere she went , the weather would turn blue. Many freshmen were surprised at how well she blew blue and often ignored their classes to spend more time with her while Thackston spent most of his office hours watching from the bushes. Courtisey BVD blue press services