AIMLESSLY UNBALANCED

Vanderbilt University - Although it's the month of February. Vanderbilt 's student chapter of the American Society of Civil Engineers , decided they had worked hard enough plagiarizing and basically doing nothing about the upcoming 2011 ASCE student conference. So , Cathy Schit , president of ASCE , decided to have a ASCE pep rally to boost everyone's attitude for the upcoming Vandy vs. UT football game.
Professor Bowers , who is engaged to President Schit , showed up at the rally and broke the sad news that the football game was last year. In addition , Professor Bowers started reminding everyone about all the work still to be done for the ASCE conference.
Things were looking pretty gloomy for the party and partiers when someone mentioned the easy button.
One argument led to another when finally , Professor Bowers caved in , and handed over one million dollars from the Civil Engineering department's budget ( slush fund ) to President Schit to have the EASY button researched . Ms. Schit , having more common sense than Bowers , immediately stuffed the money into her pocket and came forth with her very own EASY button.
In front of an astonished crowd , she pushed the button while making her wish. Although nothing happened , the crowd went wild and the party continued into the next morning.
When asked about her engagement and the money , Ms. Schit replied ," I know a easy mark and EASY money when I see it . Don't tell Bowers. "