AIMLESSLY UNBALANCED

Vanderbilt University - BVD News for The HUSTLER , While at the doctor , getting new hair transplants , a strange piece of cloth was found protruding from the crown area atop Chairman Ed Thackston head. When his doctor pulled on the cloth , more cloth appeared. Thackston mental status increasingly diminished ass more cloth was pulled outward. After the doctor had pulled out about nine centimeters , Thackston's ability to speak had stopped and the mechanical sound of a spring breaking was noted (Boing)
Chairman Thackston was immediately transported to Vanderbilt's Radiology Department for CT , OT , PT , MRI , and the Department for Inner Lights.
All tests confirmed , Chairman Thackston's inner cranium is hollow.
Professor Art from the Vanderbilt Medical School , was called in for his consultant services who exclaimed , " Why am I here , can't anyone see this dummy's cranium is hollow ? It's just like an empty crock pot . Why are you wasting my time ? You'll be getting my bill ."
Doctor Morris , Vanderbilt Hospital , confirmed this ass a possible positive to conclude , that Chairman Thackston inability to think , which explains his physiological tendencies of being a Moron. Although totally not conclusive , Dr. Morris stated the results look favorable to his analysis and further tests were not needed.