Thursday, March 23, 2006
City of Franklin Global Outreach Program
In an effort to creatively create more taxes to prevent raising current taxes , Jay Johnson , City of Franklin , City of Franklin Director and City of Franklin Administrator in Charge of the City of Franklin , has announced new taxes on knives and forks used for eating inside the City of Franklin city limits. Mr. Johnson said , " China is a world leader on taxation without representation. It is in Franklin's best interests to keep up with them. "
When asked if the City of Franklin intends to build up it's military , Mr. Johnson replied , " That's not necessary , the City of Franklin's hiearchy owns the City of Franklin Police Department which is paid for with taxes from the City of Franklin city residents. Ass long ass those people continue to pay their traffic ticket taxes peacefully , we will continue to operate at the current levels of the City of Franklin Police Department , militarily speaking.
