Thursday, January 06, 2011
CLONING AT VANDERBILT SUCCESSFUL
Vanderbilt University Medical Center - BVD News instead of The Hustler - It was announced today at the Med Center about the latest success in cloning.
Doc Morris said " We've already cloned engineering professors and decided to go to the next level. "
BVD asked if it could speak and Morris replied " No not yet , we may used too much of Chairman Thackston with the primitive primate primordial ooze , butt , we are still hopeful. Since Obama does'nt know anything about these experiments , Frist was able to get us another 5 billion for research. Currently , we are planning to clone a president that has the ability to think , butt , that project is years away due to problems with gray matter photosynthesis found to be benevolent in both Bush's and other forms of former president's DNA. "
Doc Morris declined comment about cloning more Blue People or even about rumors trying to help Cumberland University with it's own present day Thackston problem.
