AIMLESSLY UNBALANCED

Las Vegas , Nevada - BVD News learned , while Air Force One was flying over Nevada , the Vice President took President Bush downstairs to the loading compartment to put in some skeet practice. Cheney was teaching Bush how to launch clay pidgeons.
With the loading door open , Bush would launch the pidgeons. Feeling cocky , Cheney had Bush launch 3 clays at once. At the same moment a F-15 Eagle escort flew along side to investigate the smoke. The 3 clays went into the jet engine's air intake , causing the aft section of the aircraft to explode. The pilot ejected safely and was found drunk with a million dollars in chips and being escorted by 3 Ho's at the Sand Palace.
The Vice President swears that he had only one beer before take off , and the shotgun was empty with the safety on after the explosion.
Just the same , President Bush , being a veteran fighter pilot , had a " kill " painted on the side of Air Force One.

Later at a press conference with Bush in California , the subject of shooting down the Eagle came up.

Bush : The pilot ejected safely and was OK
Press : What do you mean by he was OK ?
Bush : His wife saw the pictures of him with the Ho's , well , that was a confirmed kill