Wednesday, November 07, 2007
FRANKLIN POLICE HISTORY
Franklin , Tennessee , BVD News reporting today - Here's a page from the Franklin Police history book
Downtown Franklin was having a nasty burglar problem. Franklin Police were unable to catch or solve who was doing these things. Even the downtown Bike shop got hit ( across from the new justice center ). It was that bad.
Finally , someone had a brain fart and suggested a steake out. Soo , one evening , while everyone was enjoying themselves eating catered steak downtown , downtown Franklin got hit again HHmmmm , they just couldn't catch those thieving burglars and couldn't understand why.
Well , one fine morning , a Franklin Police officer starts to get into his patrol car to start his shift , only to discover his car was open , and inside , was the Banana Boy sound asleep at the wheel.
With a little detective work and questioning that Boy , Franklin Police learned one of their very own had the Boy's back.
I'll give you a clue to who the officer was. Remember at one time , downtown Franklin had a walking patrol ? There was this really pissy bald headed fart , giving parking tickets to anyone and everyone for no reason. He was reeeeally upset for having his patrol car taken away.
Oddly enough , with him walking around downtown , there were no more burglaries reported downtown. And NO ! , Due to politics , this officer could not be fired , or even be charged with the crimes.
Downtown Franklin was having a nasty burglar problem. Franklin Police were unable to catch or solve who was doing these things. Even the downtown Bike shop got hit ( across from the new justice center ). It was that bad.
Finally , someone had a brain fart and suggested a steake out. Soo , one evening , while everyone was enjoying themselves eating catered steak downtown , downtown Franklin got hit again HHmmmm , they just couldn't catch those thieving burglars and couldn't understand why.
Well , one fine morning , a Franklin Police officer starts to get into his patrol car to start his shift , only to discover his car was open , and inside , was the Banana Boy sound asleep at the wheel.
With a little detective work and questioning that Boy , Franklin Police learned one of their very own had the Boy's back.
I'll give you a clue to who the officer was. Remember at one time , downtown Franklin had a walking patrol ? There was this really pissy bald headed fart , giving parking tickets to anyone and everyone for no reason. He was reeeeally upset for having his patrol car taken away.
Oddly enough , with him walking around downtown , there were no more burglaries reported downtown. And NO ! , Due to politics , this officer could not be fired , or even be charged with the crimes.
