Sunday, March 12, 2006
FRIST WINS VANDERBILT SHORT STRAW
At a $50,000 dollar a plate fundraiser at Rand for unemployed presidential hopefuls , Senator Frist won the prestigious Vanderbilt Short Straw Award by pulling the short straw.
Secretary of State hopeful , Chairman Thackston said , " We were hoping the Senator would win , we even had short straw bussed in from Missouri to ensure the Senator would'nt pull the wrong straw. "
Senator Frist was too busy manipulating stocks to be available for comment.
Courtesy BVD News
