AIMLESSLY UNBALANCED

Have you noticed President Bush's ears ? Have you noticed the slant backwards ? How did he miss out acting on Lord of the Rings ?

The White House announced today that to discourage the Bird Flu from entering this country , the Statue of Liberty was going to double up her duties as a scarecrow.

In a off the record interview , President Bush was asked why the National Guard was still being used in IRAQ instead of the U S ARMY ? Mr. Bush replied , " The ARMY is still learning from the comic book level. I've asked Congress for 10 billion in emergency educational aid , to take the ARMY to the next educational level which is high school. "
Well , are'nt you bringing the Guard down to comic book level by replacing the depleted Guard ranks with ARMY personnel ?
Mr. Bush , " Of course not , that's why I'm giving the ARMY the Guard's equipment , you see , I'm a strategic thinker and a strategic planner. "
Yes , butt , most of their equipment has been destroyed by IED's.
Mr. Bush , " Not a problem , a little duct tape , some paint , good ass new. "

Finally , President Bush danced a jig on the White House back yard ass it began to rain money. " Look Barabara , it's raining money. I told you I would make the sky turn green. Aint Congress wonderful ? "