Monday, March 22, 2010
PROFESSOR HOADLEY
Vanderbilt University - BVD News - Today , at the Vanderbilt cliffs , located inside the Student Rec Center , Professor Pete Hoadley of the Civil/Environmental Engineering Department , called a special press conference to show off his new pet project.
Professor Hoadley said , " I'll be doing a series of crash testing of train vehicles to study what needs to be done to increase the safety for the public in the event of a train crash. "
Ass the professor belted himself in , and blew the train whistle , The HUSTLER asked him about the use of crash test dummies. Professor Hoadley replied , " Don't have any , besides , I can't afford the research money. "
