Monday, November 22, 2010
THE TEXAN
Here's an old joke that many people don't get.
Once upon a time , a Texan went to New York on business. While bar hopping , he met a rather nice " Ho ". During their conversation , she asked about the six-shooters he was packing. He drew them out of their holster and twirled them around and neatly slid them back into place. " Don't you ever take them off ? " she asked. " No , of course not , you just never know when I'll need them . " he replied.
Well , you know , one thing leads to another , and the Texan just could'nt stand it any longer , and the Ho took him up to her place around the corner.
Once in bed , things started going the way things go in bed. " Hey , can't you take them guns off , they are rubbing me raw. " complained the Ho. " NO Ma'm ! " said the Texan as he dismounted her , standing and towering high up above her , he pulls out the guns , twirls them around , and slides them neatly back into place. " You just never know when I'll need them. "
Sooo , experimenting with different positions , the Ho finally made herself comfortable by riding him on top.
Things were going pretty well when all of a sudden , a man bursts into the room and slaps the Ho off the Texan and up against the wall.
The Texan pulls out his six shooters and points them at the man , drawing back the hammers he says " Put her back. "
Once upon a time , a Texan went to New York on business. While bar hopping , he met a rather nice " Ho ". During their conversation , she asked about the six-shooters he was packing. He drew them out of their holster and twirled them around and neatly slid them back into place. " Don't you ever take them off ? " she asked. " No , of course not , you just never know when I'll need them . " he replied.
Well , you know , one thing leads to another , and the Texan just could'nt stand it any longer , and the Ho took him up to her place around the corner.
Once in bed , things started going the way things go in bed. " Hey , can't you take them guns off , they are rubbing me raw. " complained the Ho. " NO Ma'm ! " said the Texan as he dismounted her , standing and towering high up above her , he pulls out the guns , twirls them around , and slides them neatly back into place. " You just never know when I'll need them. "
Sooo , experimenting with different positions , the Ho finally made herself comfortable by riding him on top.
Things were going pretty well when all of a sudden , a man bursts into the room and slaps the Ho off the Texan and up against the wall.
The Texan pulls out his six shooters and points them at the man , drawing back the hammers he says " Put her back. "
