Tuesday, June 02, 2009
Vanderbilt Engineering Faculty Starts New Year Today
Vanderbilt University , School of Engineering - summer time has begun , and according to the official engineering faculty calender , it's also the end of another MayMester and school year.
Time to gather for another faculty meeting of the minds. There's no agenda yet , it's rare that there ever is one , butt , you can rest assured , they will find a reason to gorge and horde all that free beer and munchies , bought with an unlimited supply of student recreational fees.
When asked why there's no agenda again , it was explained , " Why bother ? We have the automatic button , and finally , we now have our own EASY Street button. All that's left for us to do now is look important in our offices , while sitting on our asses and watch the pay checks , donations and Federal money roll in. "
