Friday, March 24, 2006
VANDERBILT SNIPER CAPTURED
Vanderbilt University Police Department SWAT Team got it's first official call when a sniper was reported on the roof of Kirkland Hall.
A baby feline known as " Kitty Kitty " had escaped from the Vanderbilt Medical Center Animal Experiment Labratory , because she was tired of being tied up and fed up with the RAND BRAND burgers and fries student meal deal experiment. Using Kirkland's chimes megaphone , Kitty Kitty made her demands known all over campus. " Give me Meow Meow Mix , I want it NOW ! "
Chancellor Gee , in an effort to avoid the Vanderbilt SWAT Team from getting hurt , was able to talk Kitty Kitty down with a Bow Tie cookie covered with Meow Meow Mix sprinkles and a bowl of milk.
" She's really a sweet little Kitty Kitty " said Gee during an interview , while Kitty Kitty mauled his shin bone demanding more cookies and milk.
