Saturday, October 16, 2010
VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY AUDITIONS for FACULTY POSITIONS
Vanderbilt University , Nashville , Tennessee - BVD Bloggtographer reporting for The VANDERBILT HASSLER - Vanderbilt School of Engineering's ass kissing auditions for faculty positions went smoothly yesterday , ass hundreds of hopefuls got their faces into each others' asses , hoping to get one of the few , the open , tenure crack , track positions.
The former Civil Engineering Department , Chairman Thackston smiled and said , " It takes a lot of skin to get in your own office around here. These people know , when they get inside , they can't be fired. "
" So , it takes a lot of talent ? " , asked The Hustler
" Talent , what talent ? Look at me , after 45 years , I'm still here. " answered Thackston
Thackston now resides at Cumberland University. People are Bitching tired of having such a "Bastard Baby" around , they are now threatening to quit. When asked why he was here on Saturday , Thackston replied , "I'm staying alive , staying alive , staying alive. There's no one here on Saturday to throw rocks at me."
