Monday, October 11, 2010
VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY SHOES on CNN
Robin Meade on CNN's morning show talked about shoes. She pointed out important Vanderbilt statistics , that under grad men had an average 57 shoes while the ladies had an average 26 shoes. Robin was at a lose as to why the men had an odd number of shoes.
Vanderbilt spent on average $5,000,000 in one week to investigate these statistics.
When asked why this information was so important , a spokesman replied , " We were told , starting with taxes for the year 2010 , the IRS will be adding a shoe tax for unmarried couples. And we need to know now , for new enrollment guide lines , how many shoes a person should have before we accept them into the Vanderbilt bubble. "
