AIMLESSLY UNBALANCED

Vanderbilt University - BVD News reporting for THE HUSTLER , spoke with a Vanderbilt undergrad spokesman who wished to not be identified. BVD learned there was a problem with signs disappearing all around campus.
Totally by accident , the signs were found in the dorms all around campus. It seems , the cleaning lady woke up one morning to clean the dorms just in time for spring break. Vanderbilt road signs were seen being used to cover holes in the dorm walls , game boards , beer bottle bowling score cards , golf frisbee , carpet repair , wash boards , mobile texting , body armour , food trays , emergency signal mirrors , even furniture.
" Yep , those signs are pretty tuff stuff , they make great chairs and tables. Much better quality than the typical , broken dorm stuff they put in your room before the semester starts. " , stated one undergrad.
When BVD asked about these new signs , the spokesman replied , " Yes , all the new signs will say the same thing. Besides , most of our students have been here 6 years while earning a 4 year degree. If they don't know where everything is by now , too bad. "
BVD asked about the ASCE steel bridge and was told , " Well , you know how ASCE is. "
None of the new signs have disappeared at this time.