Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Cheney POs Rumsfield
Washington - BVD News , Today at a press conference , it was disclosed that Rumsfield was terribly upset with Vice President Cheney.
BVD : What's the Vice President done for you to be so unhappy
Rumsfield : I'm being sued by a 15 year old for illegal wire tapping
BVD : I thought that was the White House
Rumsfield : Yeah , that's the president's doings
BVD : So what's going on
Rumsfield : The president was giving me a list of teenagers that could be drafted into fighting in Irag and Iran , well , Cheney told someone , who told this 15 year old what was going on. Well , now that kid is sueing me for illegal wire tapping , leaking classified information and breach of confidential information of a minor
BVD : What are you going to do
Rumsfield : I told Cheney to take that kid hunting , which he did , butt , he missed , now that kid has body armor and body guards