Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Fishing Franklin's Drinkin Water
Those people reading the local news paper , got to read about Franklin's privileged , prominent , and puckeredups , who got to fish in Franklin's water reservoir ass a special treat for Easter.
Several years ago , yours truly donned SCUBA and went in. The water was warm , being 3 to 4 foot deep. On the cloudy bottom , I found a dead dog ( fresh too ) with a rock tied to it's leg , beer cans ( empty of course ) coke bottles , various food trash , worm buckets , broken fly rod , turds , dead fish , human skull , tire and rim , car tag , gun , human femur , crunched tackle box , bowling trophy , plastic bag with teeth , a sealed evidence bag , sailboat , picture of George Bush , Vandy season tickets , more dead fish , human rib cage , broken toilet , old marriage liscence with ring attached , some fool had their feet in a cement bucket , women's tattered underwear , a man's arm ( fresh too ) , a condom with something in it , dead turtle , a guitar with a finger in the strings , Kroger coupons , a dead frog , used tampons , scuzzy toilet paper , The Review Appeal , an outhouse door , a drain looking thing with a cloud of chunks coming out , a pregnancy test , Gold Easter Egg , K-mart shopping cart , a sign saying Dick Cheney for President , ASI ambulance , and a boot with 2 bones in it .
Upon surfacing , a water employee was yelling at me to get out. " HEY , THAT WATER AIN'T SAFE TO BE IN ! ! ! "
I yelled back , " DID YOU KNOW THERE'S A BODY IN HERE ?
Employee replied , " YOU MEAN YOU FOUND OL' JIM ? WE WONDERED WHERE HE WAS . BEEN MISSIN FOR SEVERAL MONTHS NOW "
Several years ago , yours truly donned SCUBA and went in. The water was warm , being 3 to 4 foot deep. On the cloudy bottom , I found a dead dog ( fresh too ) with a rock tied to it's leg , beer cans ( empty of course ) coke bottles , various food trash , worm buckets , broken fly rod , turds , dead fish , human skull , tire and rim , car tag , gun , human femur , crunched tackle box , bowling trophy , plastic bag with teeth , a sealed evidence bag , sailboat , picture of George Bush , Vandy season tickets , more dead fish , human rib cage , broken toilet , old marriage liscence with ring attached , some fool had their feet in a cement bucket , women's tattered underwear , a man's arm ( fresh too ) , a condom with something in it , dead turtle , a guitar with a finger in the strings , Kroger coupons , a dead frog , used tampons , scuzzy toilet paper , The Review Appeal , an outhouse door , a drain looking thing with a cloud of chunks coming out , a pregnancy test , Gold Easter Egg , K-mart shopping cart , a sign saying Dick Cheney for President , ASI ambulance , and a boot with 2 bones in it .
Upon surfacing , a water employee was yelling at me to get out. " HEY , THAT WATER AIN'T SAFE TO BE IN ! ! ! "
I yelled back , " DID YOU KNOW THERE'S A BODY IN HERE ?
Employee replied , " YOU MEAN YOU FOUND OL' JIM ? WE WONDERED WHERE HE WAS . BEEN MISSIN FOR SEVERAL MONTHS NOW "
