Thursday, April 20, 2006
Tom Cruise Creates Feeding Frenzy
Holloywood - BVD News , Yesterday , Tom Cruise shared the placenta with the paparazzi , which started a feeding frenzy beyond biblical proportions.The situation went " Code Red " when there was no more placenta. Everyone started eating their own , including their camera gear. Hence , there are no photos. BVD managed to get out alive and make this report. Meanwhile , nothing has been heard of from Hollywood Access or CNN , the 2 major networks covering the birth of Tom Cruise's baby girl , Suris.
Another meanwhile , Richard Call , has been found in stable condition at the local ER. Richard is well known for his cooking abilities and his recipes for mouth watering placenta. Unconfirmed reports are the feeding frenzy started with Richard , since his hands and clothing had placenta smell on them from placenta preperation.
Another meanwhile , Richard Call , has been found in stable condition at the local ER. Richard is well known for his cooking abilities and his recipes for mouth watering placenta. Unconfirmed reports are the feeding frenzy started with Richard , since his hands and clothing had placenta smell on them from placenta preperation.
