Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Vanderbilt Professor Can Afford New Gas Hikes
Vanderbilt University School of Engineering - BVD News instead of the Hustler - With gas prices reaching for the 5 dollar altitude , this sight was seen outside the engineering building this morning ass Professor Bowers tried out his new approach to buying gas for his old car.
Student: Is'nt that the same ole Homeless Looking Guy we saw on Frat Row last night trying to pick up us Co-Eds?
Another student: Hmmm , I can't really tell. All these horny professors look a lot a like to me. Oh hey , how are your grades so far this semester?
Student: What are you talking about? The semester just started.
Another student: Oh , that's right. Huh , well , I guess that explains why the professors have also just started hitting on us girls (giggling)
Student: (also giggling) Hee Hee Hee , Yeeeeaaah! I'm already expecting an " A " for Engineering Math 101
Another student: Oh wow , don't do that. For a moment I thought you were going to say you were expecting.
Student: (giggling) Not yet. I'm still looking for the "Right Professor"
Another student: Yeah (giggling) me too!
