AIMLESSLY UNBALANCED

There were strange rumors about Branscomb Quad , shutting down the basement labs. BVD went to the scene and found Bill Longwell putting a shaky strangle hold on a shotgun
BVD : Hey Bill , what's going on ?
Bill : BANG ! ( gun goes off ) , Dang It ! ! BVD , don't do that ! !
BVD : Wow , is that a Dick Cheney signature series ?
Bill : You know your guns , this baby has the modified 10 round magazine.
BVD : Why are the labs shutting down ?
Bill : There are'nt enough students using the labs to justify having them. At least that's the story we gave the Vanderbilt community
BVD : Explain
Bill : C'mon. This way. - Bill nervously leads the way to the basement
BVD : Hmm , it's a little warm down here.
Bill : Yeah , Plant Ops can't do anything about it , several A/C technicians have disappeared also.
BVD : Why have'nt you called VUPD ?
Bill : Everytime they send someone over , the person mysteriously appears in a Fairview Police uniform working in Fairview
BVD : Ha Ha , The sign is cute
Bill : Well , it's not cute , it's not a joke , so don't do it
BVD : Huh ?
Bill : I think it's drawn to that smell
BVD : What are you talking about and what's that hanging from the ceiling ?
Bill : That's another dead person. Hm , fresh too , this pool of blood is still wet , that means it may be close. Click Click , Bill chambers a round into the gun
BVD : Aww c'mon , this is'nt Halloween , Look , perhaps if I come back another time , when you are'nt fooling around.....what's that shadow floating around the ceiling ?
Bill : That's it ! ! ! BANG ! ! ! BANG ! ! ! AAAAAAAAAAA ! ! ! IT'S GOT ME ! ! ! HELP ! ! ! Bill drops the gun and disappears around the corner
BVD picks up the gun. " Wow , my very own Dick Cheney signature series shotgun with the modified 10 round magazine from Wally World. " Bill and The Shadow circle around the ceiling
Bill : AAAAAAAAAAA ! ! ! USE THE SILVER BULLETS ! ! !
BVD : OOOOoooooooooo , don't wanna scratch this baby , uh huh.