Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Vanderbilt University gets ready for Graduation
Vanderbilt's campus was a buzz with activity ass road graders , dirt shovels , bob cats , dump trucks , and the Vanderbilt Grounds Department picked up trashed students and other people. BVD went to Kirkland Hall to check on the progress
BVD : Are'nt you cleaning up a little early this time of year ?
Zeppos : Actually no , ass you are aware , graduation ceremonies are 2 weeks away and we need this place looking in great shape for the parents and guests.
BVD : Well yeah , butt , the finals are'nt over yet.
Zeppos : Oh yes they are , thanks to the latest test file final test data banks , this semester was over with Rites of Spring , which reminds me , we've got to hide those things before anyone from the outside sees one. Thanks for reminding me
BVD : From the looks of things , Rites of Spring is still going on. What will you do with all those bodies ?
Zeppos : Pile 'em up at student health of course