Friday, April 07, 2006
VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY MEDICAL CENTER gets PENTAGON RESEARCH
Today , Trauma Doc Morris announced he had successfully aquired the lucrative Pentagon research project known ass Future Kill. The idea for the 5 billion dollar a month research comes from the movie " SOLDIER " , which entails training the soldier of the future , from the time of infancy to adult
Here's SARG
Pictured is morning physical training before breakfast and teething rings.
Next , we see jump school in progress
Here , the trainees learn camoflauge
Everyone's favorite is water survival
This is jet pilot selection , which is well known for causing anxiety attacks