Thursday, April 13, 2006
Vanderbilt University RAND Stinks
Nashville , TN - Vanderbilt University - A morbid cry was heard about RAND smelling to high Heaven. BVD went to investigate. Arriving in front of RAND , On The Wall , Professor Speece , Vanderbilt Engineering School , was seen cooking hotdogs and burgers. Some 15 feet away , were 2 VUPD bike officers lying on the ground. Their mouths were gapping open with tongues hanging out onto the ground. The bicycle tires were melting , and black liquid was running across the side walk. Vanderbilt's HUSTLER reporters were also seen lying on the ground in similar fashion. BVD decided to remain a safe distance away.
BVD : HEY PROFESSOR , WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? - hollering
Speece : I'M COOKING UP A PICNIC FOR THE KIDS , C'MON OVER IT'S FREE
BVD : ARE THESE PEOPLE DEAD ?
Speece : I DON'T KNOW , BUTT , THEY'LL GET OVER IT
While BVD watched , 2 people wearing HAZMAT suits approached Speece. Within 5 feet , both collasped , desperately trying to remove their hoods. BVD quietly walked away thinking , Wow , that reeally is Speecial Speece Stuff
