Monday, April 17, 2006
Vanderbilt University researches Duct Tape
Nashville , Tn - Vanderbilt's Engineering School recieved a 100 million dollar research grant to study duct tape. BVD went to do the story. Upon finding everyone was in the Branscomb basement BVD inquired because BVD readers want to know too.
BVD : Is this the duct tape research ?
Ragi : Well , yes and no , well , you know , sorta.
BVD : ?
Ragi : We are multi tasking. Ya see , we are trying to set test standards to evaluate duct tape strength , we're making a sacrifice , we 're making duct tape clothing accessories for J C Penny's GOTH line , while partying , and having a good time.
BVD : Butt the creature , it 'll get him.
Ragi : That's part of our test parameters. If the creature can't break the duct tape , we will know it's strong enough to be called duct tape. Hey , why are there 2 of you ?
BVD : Have you been drinking ?
Ragi : Is there a creature down here ? HIC ! BURRrrpp ! ! Hmm , Dang those beer farts
