Monday, May 29, 2006
Anonymous in Franklin
Franklin Tennessee , BVD News finally tracked down anonymous' family doctor , in an effort to understand her problem. The doctor's name is with held for anonymous reasons.
Doctor : Ass you can see , Mr. Anon has a serious man-evelant structural problem.
BVD : What would cause this ?
Doctor : There was obviously too much strain , in the cantalever position.
BVD : What other problems would there be ?
Doctor : Well , obviously , Mrs. Anon has a supplemental dietary protien deficiency , causing a female hormone imbalance.
BVD : Well.....Obviously.
Doctor : Exactly
