Saturday, May 27, 2006
Bush Resolves Illegal Issues
Washington , BVD News , President Bush saw CNN's report about the judge in Nebraska letting a rapist stay out of prison because of his short height. Bush suddenly had a lightbulb , declaring he had found the solution to illegal immigration stating , " These people are too short to be illegal. Therefore , all illegals are now legally legal , and I have a legal judge in Nebraska to back me up. She says it's legal to have height requirements to be legal or illegal , and these illegals legally qualify under these height requirements. "
Bush stated how happy he was to resolve an issue that had legal support for a change.
Bush stated how happy he was to resolve an issue that had legal support for a change.
