Wednesday, May 03, 2006
Dr Phil goes on Spring Vacation
BVD learned that Dr. Phil , of NBC's Dr. Phil Show , had suffered a massive , depressive , anxiety attack upon learning Jay Leno was considered to be more stud and sexy hunk material than himself. Dr. Phil recieved counciling from Jay , who recommended he go on spring vacation with Vanderbilt's co-eds. BVD was sent to interview the doctor.
BVD : Dr. Phil , why are you standing here all alone on the beach
Phil : Why , to enjoy spring vacation and have fun with the co-eds of course
BVD : Butt , doctor , spring vacation was several weeks ago.
Phil : Aw , c'mon , where's MTV ? Where's that Professor Bowers hiding ?
