Monday, May 22, 2006
Franklin Police Catch Thieves
Franklin Tennessee - BVD News , Franklin Police tracked down a family operated theft ring , specializing in outdoor memorabilia. BVD went to Franklin to get the scoop from Officer Barnes.
BVD : Why did it take 5 years to finally end this case ?
Barnes : Well , you know , we've been rather busy. It took us 10 years just to get rid of that Taylor guy.
BVD : Are you related to Commander Barnes ?
Barnes : Why , yes I am.
BVD : Is'nt that like nepotismism ?
Barnes : The City of Franklin has passed ordinances , for the Franklin Police Department to hire who ever they feel is qualified.
BVD : Wow , Franklin's government actually accomplished something.
Barnes : Hey , do you have a drivers liscence ?
BVD : Er , ah , no , I don't drive. I rode the Franklin Trolly to get here.
Barnes : Well then , you're under arrest.
BVD : Huh ? What for ?
Barnes : Franklin City Ordinance 13-13-13-001-013-13-00013. I'm arresting you on suspicious suspicion of not living in Franklin.
BVD : Butt , I DON'T live in Franklin , I never said I did.
Barnes : See ? I had a suspicious hunch you did'nt belong around here.
BVD : Why did it take 5 years to finally end this case ?
Barnes : Well , you know , we've been rather busy. It took us 10 years just to get rid of that Taylor guy.
BVD : Are you related to Commander Barnes ?
Barnes : Why , yes I am.
BVD : Is'nt that like nepotismism ?
Barnes : The City of Franklin has passed ordinances , for the Franklin Police Department to hire who ever they feel is qualified.
BVD : Wow , Franklin's government actually accomplished something.
Barnes : Hey , do you have a drivers liscence ?
BVD : Er , ah , no , I don't drive. I rode the Franklin Trolly to get here.
Barnes : Well then , you're under arrest.
BVD : Huh ? What for ?
Barnes : Franklin City Ordinance 13-13-13-001-013-13-00013. I'm arresting you on suspicious suspicion of not living in Franklin.
BVD : Butt , I DON'T live in Franklin , I never said I did.
Barnes : See ? I had a suspicious hunch you did'nt belong around here.
