Wednesday, May 24, 2006
President Bush finds Cash Cow
In his latest news conference , Snow accidentally leaked to the press , that President Bush has discovered a Cash Cow right under everyone's nose.
When Vice President Cheney visited Nashville for a fund raiser , he brought in 200,000 dollars. The Nashville government announced , that to protect the vice president , tax payers spent 300,000 dollars.
Upon learning this , President Bush has sent memo's to all the major cities to give costs estimates should he decide to visit their city. The president then advises to send him the money , and he won't come to town and clog up their highways during rush hour.
President Bush is on record stating , " It's all a part of his strategic planning under his creative economic stay at home plan , to save gas."
